shoutout to the best onion article of all time
"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"
"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.
do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person
I’m so glad I scrolled down to find Princess Jellyfish.
So glad. <3
so stan totally had a secret twin brother right. im not the first one to say this but,
rounder, thinner rimmed glasses.
when he found them in the hidden room he tucked them away before anyone could see
then was just looking at them…
leans in close
looks intently at you
holds your face
couple cosplay with me